Wow, Stealthy Tech’s first post.. Amazing. Woo.

So picture this, you’re going to start your car when you realize you left your headlights on again! Argh, not again. Or maybe you need just a few more hours in the sun with your laptop or iPod, or maybe you need to finish a long conversation with Ms Cindy Whatserface who just doesn’t seem to shut the hell up want to stop talking. Well have I found the solution for you!

Recently a website called “the alternative energy store” introduced a product by the name of SunLinq. Now I’m sure all these earth loving’ people are just glad to have you powering up your battery so you can start your gas hogging Hummer….

Well, anyways, this little guy actually packs a bit of a punch. With three models going as high as 24 watts, you will never be short of energy! (Unless of course it’s night time.. But we all know tech geeks don’t wander in the night ;)). The solar cells themselves are made up of a flexible and durable material called copper indium gallium diselenide diphulsifidinaodiumortumaspritine… (Okay so that last word we made up.. Just to sound cool.)

The picture on the left made us laugh. Truly, it did. We were wondering, WHY on this earth would you want to have a lamp hooked up to a solar panel? If you’re getting light from the sun and you’re needing light to have light for your light thing and.. uh… GAH! (We of course ignore the possibility of the lamp charging.. Of course..) Well, you can pick up your brand new 24 watt 12 volt solar power SunLinq for a wallet killing ~$375 at The Alternative Energy Source.